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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 26, 2011 20:23:54 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] because your dick is the weakest part of your body. HAH, BURN. i don't have to threaten other guys as much as i threaten you, because they're not as moronic as you are. okay, so you genuinely think that you're perfect and there's absolutely nothing wrong with you, just because people tick you off? merlin, you're truly the stupidest man i've ever known. you can't just snog me whenever you want - it doesn't work like that. i'm not some fucking toy for you to play with, so i'm glad you think i'm bad at snogging. i'm going to kill you as soon as we get out of this bloody class, you incompetent ass. oh, so the driver is as much of a douche as you are? how cute. you should date him. don't you think people's faces are more attractive than their bodies? you're sick. i hope you catch a horrible disease and your dick falls off, because you don't deserve to have one. yes you did. that was instincts... turning into intelligent though. god, you're dumb. ooh, sounds kinky. you're a bit of a sadist, y'know that?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. it's not your business.
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Post by penster on Jul 27, 2011 4:08:20 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] ...that'd be a successful burn if i was actually offended. i know quite a few blokes who are absolutely idiotic. you should threaten the shit out of their dicks. well, not just because people tick me off, but yes, that's what i think. that's what makes things fun. you make it a challenge. anyways, with my prowess as you said, i could help you actually improves your snogging. that way you can actually do a decent job satisfying your boyfriend. aren't i nice? no, the driver only talks about the fat asses who are almost too lazy to hold out their wand to summon us. he also criticizes assholes who hit on me. sorry, don't do the homosexuality thing. i'll leave that to my fag of a brother. sometimes people have attractive faces, but let's face it, i'm a bloke. i look at a girl's boobs before anything else. before it falls off, i'll make sure to pass on that disease to you, and pray to merlin it glues your vag together, then maybe you'll suffer from internal bleeding. i disagree. i say it was just intelligence. everyone's born with some sort of intelligence. yeah, got a problem with that?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. why don't you get on fucking him before someone else does?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 27, 2011 10:29:34 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] wow. you're actually the most disgusting, loathsome idiot that i know. some people are lovable idiots, but you're just... something else. a stupid, homophobic waste of fucking space. and a pig. there's a circle and hell reserved just for you. i genuinely hate you, and i regret sleeping with you more than i regret... anything else that i've ever done. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. you're a pathetic, miserable little man who deserves nothing more than a pathetic, miserable life.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. because i'm not a slut. i have some self-respect, you know.
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