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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 1:58:28 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] how many times per minute do you think about sex? i'm doing a poll because i'm genuinely curious. also i'm trying to prove that guys are big horndogs and simultaneously but unwittingly persuading myself into becoming a lesbian.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. please don't just reply with fuck off.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 2:14:00 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] fuck off.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 2:24:26 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] see, this is why no one likes you. you're uncreative and not fun. just so you know, you don't have to pay attention to every bloody word in the lecture to grasp the concept of it, doofus. would you just answer my question and entertain me? i'm bored.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i don't know who you were addressing that note to, because my name is not vivienne. how embarrassing for you.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 2:33:09 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] no one likes me? great, i don't like anyone either. yeah, yeah, yeah, let's bring up sex, always on everyone's mind. i don't sit here and mentally undress girls if that's what you're getting at. now will you fuck off?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. shut up and accept the fact that's your damn name.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 2:38:39 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] oh, quit saying that. people would like you if you weren't such a dick. you have a likable face. like... people want to like you, but you're just so mean and grouchy that they can't. that wasn't what i was getting at at all, and it doesn't even come close to answering my question. to reiterate: on average, how many times per minute do you think about sex? and no. i like bothering you.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. my name is harley, assface.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 2:50:10 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] are you just now catching on to this? i like it like that, idiot. yeah, i know i have a likeable face. everything about me is likeable; people are just too stupid to see that. if i answer this moronic question of yours then will you just go piss up a goalpost or something? i shouldn't even be getting notes from you; you shouldn't be in here. go back to your own grade and be with those immature so called friends of yours, why don't you?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. i don't know. viv sounds like a nice nickname. how about i call you vivvy?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 3:03:53 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] no, i'm pointing it out to you, because sometimes i think you're too dense to notice half the things you do. why on earth would you hate everyone? there are plenty of things about you that aren't likable, you idiot. and i might, but only if you answer the question. aw, someone's butthurt. my friends are wonderful, don't take out your pmsing on them when we both know you're just mad because i'm in the same class as you.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. how about i put your genitals in a lawnmower?
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 3:14:23 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] oh, thanks for that observation, it's exactly what i needed. i know exactly what i do. why not hate everyone? people are stupid and most are just this waste of space. they mess up everything and can't do anything right. if i could just annihilate them all life would be fine. you're included in on that. i'll answer your damn question if you'll bugger off afterwards. i actually want to listen to this lecture. right, and who exactly are you to stop me from taking it out on them? go back to primary school, you'd all be better off there anyways.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. i think that means you just want an excuse to touch my dick again, vivvy.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 3:24:17 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] good, i thought so. and i don't think you have any bloody clue. even if people are stupid, i wouldn't call them wastes of space. why do you hate everyone so much? it doesn't make sense. was someone mean to you as a child? i don't really give a fuck if you annihilate me or whatever the hell it is you're planning, cause i know it's not gonna happen. i think somewhere, deep down in there, you're got some sort of something that resembles a heart and performs rudimentary circulatory functions. i said i might bugger off. take your chances, finnigan. why the hell do you want to listen to this lecture? you're ridiculous. i'm actually curious as to what godawful creature crawled up your ass and died. you go back to primary school, sally nancypants.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i've had enough of that for a lifetime, thanks.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 3:36:44 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] right see, that's where we have different views, but obviously mine's the right one. people seem to be incapable of putting everything back in its proper place, can't do anything exactly how it needs to be done, and they allow their lives to become hectic and scrambled without routines. there are several other reasons as well, but for the most part, yes, they are wastes of space. honestly if we weren't in class, i'd just love to get my hands around your throat. or i mean, unforgivables are also an option. if you're trying to say that i care, you're wrong. it's only function is to pump blood and keep me living. of all the people in here you chose me to annoy? why not someone who would actually enjoy entertaining the likes of you? oi, just bugger off whenever i answer. because i actually like to learn, vivienne. is that really such a surprise to you? sally nancypants? what sort of insult is that?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. then stop bringing it up or i'll think otherwise.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 11:08:52 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] yes, obviously, because you're so wise and great. if everyone thought like you then the world would be a fucking horrific place. besides, people having different opinions and shit like that, that's the best part about it. not everyone has the same views as me, but that doesn't make them any less valid. people don't need to have routines for everything just so they can appease you. deal with it. aw, knox-y bo boxy, you're so cute when you threaten me. you're lying, i think you do care. because i wanted to bother you more than i wanted to have a relatively dull and awkward conversation with someone i don't know all that well. i said maybe. tell me. i like to learn, too, but lectures aren't a big deal. it's a great insult, because you're acting like a bitch.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. oh, wouldn't you like that?
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 11:56:58 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] that sounds like an accurate description. the world would be fucking wonderful, wouldn't drive anyone insane. plus if everyone thought like me, no one would think about killing anyone as i do now because i don't feel the need to rip off the heads of people who appreciate an value the same things i do. and yes it does, because some of the shit people think they believe in or see about life is just implausible and ridiculous. yes, they fucking do, because it's right. it's not even necessarily to appease me. it'd just make the world a much saner and more bearable place to exist in. yeah, yeah, i know. i'm a fucking doll, aren't i? let's sit here and name off all the people i care about in this classroom... oh, right, none. well, shouldn't i feel special? little vivvy decided to pick me over a complete and total stranger who might actually give a damn. what's the question again? something about sex? sex is fun, especially when you're doing it with someone who has had experience. i think they're a big deal, bugger off. another accurate description. that's two in one letter; that's somewhat impressive.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. actually, yeah, i would.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 12:14:30 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] it was sarcasm, you dolt. if you think about killing people then maybe you should invest in some therapy sessions or something, because there's no way in hell that you're changing the whole world. don't you see all the problems with you plan? or are you too arrogant and self-obsessed to realize that you make mistakes, too? give me an example of this implausible, ridiculous shit in life. or people. even if the world was how you'd like it, there'd be problems. bitching about them and hating everyone around you doesn't necessarily solve them, y'know. i wouldn't exactly call you a doll... and you should feel special. i'm wonderful company. the question wasn't if you think sex is fun or not, because obviously almost everyone thinks it's fun. it was how many times a minute you think about sex. but in any case, i don't think experience is relevant. you think they're a big deal because it takes you bloody lightyears to understand anything. lookit that, i'm quite impressive, aren't i?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. ugh. you're a disgusting, pathetic little excuse of a man.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 14:32:51 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] therapy sounds like a waste of time. basically you just suggested that i go and sit around to argue with someone about the problems i don't have. i could some way or another. it might just take some time. let's go with the self-obsessed part. someone like me doesn't make mistakes. well, for starters we've got all those hippies running around calling for world peace and equality, none of which can happen. you don't get it, do you? if everyone was a perfectionist, everything would be just that--perfect. yes, of course, charming compay, maybe for a bumbling band of baboons who actually wouldn't mind listening to you ramble out about this idiocy. how many times a minute i think about sex? depends. during lectures, rarely. at bars and clubs, nonstop. on the knight bus, that place is just too grimy to even imagine doing it on. experience is relevant. i understand everything perfectly fine, thank you. no, you really aren't. soory, scum isn't much of anything.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. you asked.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 15:21:16 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] wow, you're so far in denial you don't know which way is up. you have problems. and it won't work, no matter how long you work at it. i like those hippies, and what makes you think that peace and equality isn't possible? but not everyone is a perfectionist. the world would be excruciatingly dull if it was perfect, and the fact that people long for free expression is part of what makes it so exciting. i think you like listening to me ramble, 'cause it's not idiocy. what if you're just sitting there in your room, reading a book or something? then how much? and... you're saying that even if you could have any girl you wanted and do whatever you wanted to do with her, you still wouldn't do it on the knight bus? it's irrelevant, and you most certainly do not. i'm not scum, you stupid git.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i expected more of an 'i wouldn't ever want to sleep with you again' sort of answer, sorry.
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