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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 18:26:56 GMT -5
vivienne,
honey, i'm sure everyone knows which way is up. mind telling me what my problems are? i can't seem to think of them. i can do it. i can do whatever i want. because there are people like me that realize that it's impossible and aren't going to even bother putting in the effort. everyone should be a perfectionist. it'd be a perfect world. things would be in their place, and everything could get done. it'd be done right. and it would be absolutely wonderful. i honestly believe your ass is on your face since you're just spewing out shit. well...then... quite often. any girl and anything? i might be able to make an exception. the knight bus is just... unsanitary. i understand everything. bullocks. you're the scummiest scum that resides on scum.
[/justify] knox[/size] p.s. well, we're talking about me getting laid. i'll take the opportunity.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 19:14:51 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] don't call me honey. and you have a whole hell of a lot of problems; if i listed all of them here, then this note would go on forever and ever. it's not a question of what you want to do, it's more the prospect that absolutely no one will go along with it. for your 'perfect world,' you'd have to be able to brainwash people into thinking that perfection in itself comes above everything else - even morality. politically, you wouldn't get any support whatsoever, and even if you did, repressing masses of people from their individuality tends to piss them off a bit. and then they'd want to kill you. but if you mean the people themselves should all be perfectionists, then the world would be insanely underpopulated and chances are you'd have trouble surviving. either scenario doesn't sound particularly pleasant to me. what shit was i spewing? and ha! i knew it, you pervert. yeah, but only any girl and anything you wanted on the knight bus, while it's all unsanitary and gross. would you still do it? i don't think you understand very much. but i guess intelligence is relative. wow, what twelve-year-old did you steal that insult from?
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. are you really that sexually deprived?
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 21:04:13 GMT -5
vivienne,
why so picky with names? not supposed to call you vivienne or vivvy or viv or honey. don't list all of them then, just some. i'm curious. i don't know about that. i'm sure i could find some others who might agree with my idea. and brainwashing, i'm sure can be done. anyways, if they're brainwashed they wouldn't know they were being suppressed therefore wouldn't feel the need to kill me. no, a world full of perfectionist would lead to organization and reasonable ideas, things that could actually be done. everyone would do things for their own and it'd just be fantastic. it's shit that you're saying your rambling isn't just a load of idiocy. i never denied being a pervert. it depends if i'm on or off duty and how many people are on the bus. intelligence is always relevant, in every situation. it's better than sally nancypants.
[/justify] knox[/size] p.s. nah, but like i said, sex is fun.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 23, 2011 21:26:28 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] i'm not picky with names. i hate the name vivienne, and i think it's inappropriate for you to call me honey if we aren't dating, which obviously is not an option. i don't get why you have this aversion to calling me harley. some of them? alright. you're pretentious, rude, excessively cynical, arrogant, vain, selfish, cruel, and obsessed with perfection because you think it remedies your fucked up views on people and the world. not to mention you don't seem to have a shred of remorse for half of the shit you do. if you brainwashed them with magic, sure. but... you know, have you ever heard the saying you can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but not all of the people all of the time? i think that applies here. people rebel. it's human nature. yeah, if you say so, but i don't wanna live in that world. my rambling isn't idiocy! it makes logical sense that you refuse to listen to, because you don't want to admit that i have a point. oh, well, at least you're honest about your sexual prowess. god, you're nerdy. why would you be on the bus if you're off duty? and let's just say there's a few people on the bus, all sleeping. of course it's relevant, but i don't think instinctual things require much intelligence. sally nancypants was the best.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. it wasn't very fun with you. i think you're bad at it.
pss. no.
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Post by penster on Jul 23, 2011 22:17:16 GMT -5
vivienne,
because harley just sounds very five-year-old like and it seems more appropriate to call people by their actual names. how sweet of you. i don't see how any of those are problems whatsoever. from what you've been saying it sounds like i should be able to be who i want to be. and why should i feel bad for the things i do when i meant to do them all along? might as well do it the magical way: charms or potions? which do you think would work better? and obviously you don't understand, brainwashed people cannot fight back and rebelled. they. are. brainwashed. i'd think you'd be able to grasp that concept. alright, well, too bad. i'll make sure to keep you around perfectly sane in my perfect world. maybe then you'll see your equivalent to the pain people like you put me through on a daily basis. i don't want to listen to it because i know it's completely bullocks, and i also know that i'm right. sexual prowess? that makes me sound pretty damn good.i thought you said i sucked. because i'd be a stranded wizard obviously. one more question, are they on the second or first floor? what do instinctual things have to do with anything at the moment? sally nancypants literally makes you sounds like your seven with no better come backs because your brain is no where near being fully developed... wait, no, that's now.
[/justify] knox[/size] p.s. question is, do you have anything to base that off of?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 24, 2011 1:06:35 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] what's wrong with being five? it's an appropriate name, and i don't like being called vivienne. so cut it out. it's not sweet, just logical. the fact that you don't recognize all of these things as problems is just another problem that you have. i'm not really following what you're saying, there. you think you're meant to create some bizarre, perfect world? i'm not going to get involved with you stupid plan, finnigan. but charms and potions both have their own pros and cons. why do you care about my opinion? i meant if you didn't brainwash them magically, they'd rebel. people would question it. it's inevitable, it might even happen if you use magic. i grasp the concept just fine, thank you very much. you'd still want me in your dumb world, even though i'm not anywhere near perfect? cause i'd fuck it all up. you'd be better off killing me. you don't want to listen to it because you know there's a possibility of me being right, which would mean you're wrong, which you would never admit. you do suck, and prowess... wasn't the right word to use, dammit. oh, right, of course. only an idiot like you would get stranded. and the other people on the bus? second floor. it'd just be you and the girl you wanna sex up on the first floor. gonna give me an answer yet? i don't know, i was just making a converse objective. ouch, that hurts. i'm gonna be crying for ages over that.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i slept with you, idiot. i think that's plenty to base it on.
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Post by penster on Jul 24, 2011 2:14:00 GMT -5
vivienne,
you have no concept of anything and you're only just starting to be able to really remember things. vivvy, really? i don't have any problems. actually i'm perfectly mentally stable. i wouldn't say meant to create it, but if i have to in order to get it done then i will. well, obviously i'd brainwash them magically. i'm not going to allow some sort of rebellion. i just, charms or potions? which would have less cons? i'm just curious, and i'm sure asking any of my professors that would raise some sort of suspicion. yeah, keep you alive, torture you a bit, then kill you off when you got too bloody annoying, which shouldn't take too long. oi, no, you're never right. the day you agree with me is the day you'll finally be right. i think you meant to say prowess. other girls have said prowess before too, don't worry. actually a surprising number of witches and wizards get stranded. it's quite ridiculous. oh well, gets me money. but in that case... i lied, one more question. time of day? this is all relevant and i'll get to your question soon enough. i just have to get the details in order. right, and how do you plan to make a conversation out of instinctual things lacking intelligence? oh, can i watch?it'd be a damn good laugh.
[/justify] knox[/size] p.s. how can you judge if something is bad if you don't know what good is?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 24, 2011 2:41:49 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] if you call me vivvy one more god damn time, i'm going to drag you to the nearest broom closet to murder you. not joking. at the very least i will cause you some serious pain. you have lots of problems, and you're obviously mentally unstable. but you have to admit that you are for that to really get fixed, and something tells me you're gonna be in denial about this for a long time. so i'm not even going to bother any more. ugh, your stupid. obviously people don't allow rebellions, but they still bloody happen, don't they? charms. you'd have to re-administer potions every once in awhile, which could be difficult with massive numbers. i think you just asked because you respect my opinion. aw, how cute. well, that's thoughtful. that's for keeping me around long enough to torture and kill. i'd rather die than be in some dumb, perfection world central thing. i'm always right, and the day i agree with you if the first day that i'll be wrong. which... is... never. you're sick and not funny. i definitely didn't mean to say prowess, and anyone dumb enough to fuck you probably hasn't got a clue what it means. how are they stranded? why don't they just apparate back home? it's night. a sexy time at night. i really hope that's your last question, because i want to hear your answer. details are rarely important. i dunno, i wasn't really thinking. i mean, like, the point i was trying to make is that when you're snogging the fuck out of someone, you're usually not doing long vision at the same time. because it's instinctual and powerful, and it overrides any intellectual idea that society plants in our minds. also you have a dumb, morbid sense of humor.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i just know. if sex was that bad in general, people wouldn't fuss over it so much.
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Post by penster on Jul 24, 2011 4:49:40 GMT -5
vivienne,
broom closet? sounds hot. why drag me in there instead of just killing me in some dark alley or whatever? i'm not in denial. i'm pointing out the fact there's nothing wrong with me or my brain or whatever. yeah, but i'm not like other people. i won't allow any sort of rebellion to happen in my world. now just to figure out those charms and everything could happen. i'd be able to get to quite a few people, i think, seeing as i do have access to a magical double decker bus. no, i asked in order to not raise suspicion with people who actually could do something about it. i'll keep you in the world long enough to drive you insane then make it a slow process since you sound like you'll suffer so much living in a perfect world. you'll agree with me some day, vivvy, and that day will be a remarkable day. you just don't appreciate my sense of humour. i don't know if you know about this, but it's called being lost. sometimes people just...get lost and confused, because they're ignorant of their surroundings and didn't get proper directions, so it's easier to just call someone to take you there. there's also this magical thing called being tired. sometimes when you're sleepy--which means you want to go to bed and reenergize- you don't want to travel anymore so you call the knight bus and it picks you up so you can sleep and relax. if that's the case then, hell yeah, i'd be all over that. details are always important. no, but you should think about that before you go into the face eating.... unless it was a heat of the moment snogfest...either way you had to have some form of intelligence in order to get yourself into that position. i think seeing you bawl would be hilarious. i might invest in one of those muggle video cameras and record this if you were crying, just so i could have a good laugh anytime i needed it.
[/justify] knox[/size] p.s. by the sounds of it though, you don't know what good sex or bad sex is.
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 24, 2011 12:32:17 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] ugh. there aren't really an awful lot of dark alley's around school, are there? so broom closet. for your murdering. more denial. besides, there's something a little bit wrong with everyone's brain or mind or whatever the hell you want to call it. you are so stubborn and stupid. if i was planning out this perfect world, i could do it way better than you. and i sure as hell could do something about it, you prick. oh, how fucking nice of you. i'd just kill myself if it came to that, which is never will. i'll never, ever agree with you. also, if you're wondering why i charmed the note to bite your hand like it did, it's because you called me vivvy. again. fucking stop that. you have a sense of humor? and... whatever, people shouldn't get so bloody lost so that they have to rely on you to help them out. i mean, i wouldn't ever want you to help me. you kinky perve! hah, what girl would you do it with? you aren't getting what i'm saying, as usual. i said intelligence is relevant, but sometimes things... certain events... they're instinctual. obviously intellect gets you everywhere, including into more animalistic situations. merlin, you need to brush up on your reading comprehension, dolt. i hope you know that i would break the camera and shove it up your ass.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i know what bad sex is. who d'you think i should sleep with to figure out what good sex is?
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Post by penster on Jul 24, 2011 17:14:28 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] i'm sure you can find some dark alleyway somewhere in town. can't be too terribly difficult. but a broom closet just seems too cozy, and i'd rather not be stuck in one with you. there might be something wrong with everyone else's mind, but there's nothing wrong with mine. i'd like to see you try. i could find some way to keep you from killing yourself so i could. you're going to have to do better than just biting paper if you want me to stop calling you vivvy, vivienne. i'm unimpressed. people are idiots, and it's not like i enjoy helping them. it was just the easiest job to get. plus it pays pretty well and doesn't conflict with quidditch. it's okay, i wouldn't ever help you anyways. and you see that girl about third row, fifth seat from the left, the ginger, yeah, her. so you're saying snogging takes no intelligence and it's just natural to eat face? i think intelligence and instinctual behavior play hand in hand as well. basically there's no survival without some form of knowledge. right, i'm pretty sure you couldn't get it away from me. you're a pathetic weakling.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. unless you're into lesbian sex, i can't give you any suggestions. why not just shag your beau or is he another example of bad sex?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 24, 2011 18:27:11 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] i'm not dragging you all the way into town to kill you when i could kill you right here. or in a broom closet. don't be such a pervert, obviously i'm not dragging you in there for snogging purposes. don't you get that thinking there's nothing wrong with your mind is exactly what makes your mind so flawed? i don't want to try, because it's a waste of time. plus you'll steal my plan, because you know i'm more clever than you are. i think you want to keep me alive because you like me, just a little bit, but far more than you'd ever admit. the biting paper was more for my amusement than for your suffering. stop. calling. me. that. right, of course, a logical job choice. i'm sure that you'd get fired if you told someone outright that you thought they were an idiot, though. yeah, i see her. i guess she's alright, but i'm starting to think that you've got a thing for gingers. i'm saying that snogging is better if you don't think about it; that's why it appeals to people and makes it so enjoyable. you can turn off your brain and just be with someone, and fulfill all of these deep animalistic desires. you don't think about it, you just do it. people could survive with just instincts, but they thrive and live with knowledge. i could get it away from you easily, and i'm not fucking weak. twat.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. ... right, trace. i knew i was forgetting something. i suppose i should shag him soon, eh?
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Post by penster on Jul 25, 2011 6:15:39 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] yeah, but what if i get into one of those instinctual modes you're talking about and start snogging the fuck out of you? just because i'm used to snogging people the moment i shut the door of a broom closet. i don't see how that's a flaw. confidently know i'm perfect? bullocks and bullshit. i don't need to steal your stupid plan when mine will work out one way or another. i want to keep you alive so i can torture you. what i am i supposed to not call you exactly, vivvy? exactly, and i'd prefer to keep my job, though i'm sure i could find a different one. oh well, this one allows me to make fun of people. and no, she just happens to be a ginger, and you just happen to be a ginger, but i've snogged plenty of blondes and brunettes as well. i don't know. i think a lot when i'm snogging, most of the time because i realize that i really could be doing someone better. i'm sure if you found the right person, it'd be different. they wouldn't get too far on just instincts. survival knowledge isn't embedded into everyone. right, i could kick your ass in a heartbeat. you're weak and puny, deal with it.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. you have slept with your boyfriend yet?
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Post by vivienne h. parker on Jul 25, 2011 10:22:26 GMT -5
dear annoying lump, [/size] then i would kick you in the dick and tell you to get the hell off of me. i don't care what you're used to, i'm not shagging you. ever. again. you're not perfect, moron. you're like, the most flawed person that i know, and simultaneously so far in denial about it which is just another flaw. your plan will fail, and mine would be awesome and the best, and you're just keeping me alive because you know i'm brilliant and you want to snog me all the time. you know what you're not supposed to call me, you stupid, loathsome brute. stop it. you make fun of people at your job? right, right, i'm sure you have. but i said you could have anyone, anyone in the whole world that you want, and you picked her. a ginger. which leads me to believe that you like gingers better. that's horrible. ugh, did you think about that when we were shagging? and what's that you crossed out? people survived just fine on instincts for quite a while. you could not kick my ass, and i'm way tougher and stronger than you.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] harley.[/size] ps. i don't see how that's any of your business.
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Post by penster on Jul 26, 2011 14:24:33 GMT -5
vivienne, [/size] you just really like abusing my dick, don't you? do you threaten any other guy like this as often as you do me? i don't understand how being myself is being flawed. i simply am perfect and everything about me is perfect. you wish. i'm keeping you alive to torture you; you're not brilliant, and... well, if i get bored, i might snog you, but it might not be worth it. you weren't the greatest. i'm not exactly sure what that something is, vivvy. remind me? yeah, not out loud usually, but sometimes the driver and i discuss it after they get dropped off. it's a real laugh. if you saw the people that came on the bus you'd understand. it's not really about the hair colour. it's about the body, and hers just happens to be quite attractive. yep, that's what i was thinking the entire time, but my dick was already in, so there was no point in stopping, was there? i didn't cross anything out.they had intelligence. they learned what they could eat and couldn't eat and how to kill whatever it was they wanted to eat and use for clothing and shelter.i could kick your ass easily. i could pick you up and squeeze your eyeballs out of your skull in less than a minute.
[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] knox[/size] p.s. just curious, but by the way you're acting, i'll say that you haven't.
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