Post by eli on Jun 30, 2011 18:05:19 GMT -5
elias konner rowle
nineteen, hufflepuff, sophomore, gabe saporta, canon
name:
"elias konner rowle, but who's asking?"
nicknames:
"call me eli. nothing more. nothing less."
age:
"nineteen. nothing special."
house:
"hufflepuff. people are always surprised when they hear that..."
occupation:
"i'm sorry, i'm too busy being fucking awesome to work."
blood status:
"pureblood. but i'm not crazy about it like lydia."
wand:
nine inches, dragon heartstring, yew.
relationship status:
"it's complicated. you probably wouldn't understand."
"elias konner rowle, but who's asking?"
nicknames:
"call me eli. nothing more. nothing less."
age:
"nineteen. nothing special."
house:
"hufflepuff. people are always surprised when they hear that..."
occupation:
"i'm sorry, i'm too busy being fucking awesome to work."
blood status:
"pureblood. but i'm not crazy about it like lydia."
wand:
nine inches, dragon heartstring, yew.
relationship status:
"it's complicated. you probably wouldn't understand."
play-by:
gabe saporta
hair color:
black
eye color:
brown
distinguishing features:
height. smile. bright, soul destroying colour combinations.
style:
he's rarely seen without either sunglasses or a hat, generally because they a) are fucking awesome for hiding from hangovers in, and b) suit him. he kind of prefers bright colours to black and white because he has the attention span of a goldfish and at least bright colours amuse him. jeans are something he wears pretty much twenty-four seven. he doesn't understand his brother's obsession with ties and kind of wants to burn them.
gabe saporta
hair color:
black
eye color:
brown
distinguishing features:
height. smile. bright, soul destroying colour combinations.
style:
he's rarely seen without either sunglasses or a hat, generally because they a) are fucking awesome for hiding from hangovers in, and b) suit him. he kind of prefers bright colours to black and white because he has the attention span of a goldfish and at least bright colours amuse him. jeans are something he wears pretty much twenty-four seven. he doesn't understand his brother's obsession with ties and kind of wants to burn them.
likes:
sex, pureblood girls,lydia, sex, hanging out with his guy friends, nyla, his girlfriend, defence against the dark arts, the colour blue, spicy food, partying, the smell of lydia's perfume, quidditch, guitar (though he can't play it himself), maverick, fucking lydia, his father, ranking girls in terms of their sexual prowess.
dislikes:
most girls as anything but sex partners, transfiguration, studying, ties, hangovers, chocolate, small children, his mother, vampires and nyla's obsession with them, fatty food, piano, frogs, vanilla, dancing, beer, being sick, lipstick on girls, lydia fucking with his head, clingers, when people use 'slut' or 'whore' as an insult.
strengths:
sex, studying, keeping, work ethic in general, loyalty.
weaknesses:
lydia, lack of intelligence, lack of attention span, over confidence, his charming personality.
fears:
frogs. don't ask, they scare the shit out of him. getting a girl pregnant. what lydia could do to him. failing in life.
dreams:
his dream is simple. happiness.
secrets:
one of the girls he slept with got pregnant last year. he's not the father, but it scared the shit out of him. his feelings for lydia. he wishes he knew his mother better.
personality:
"you think all hufflepuffs are nice, eh? ever poked a badger with a stick? i don't advise it. okay, so a lot of the people in my house are massive sissies with a hero complex for making everyone feel good. news flash, i'm not. i'm fucking awesome. but yeah, i am also a hufflepuff. have you ever actually listened to what the traits of hufflepuff are? loyalty and hard work. which, believe me, i have in spades. i'm not afraid to work my ass off for something, and in the case of school shit, yeah, i need to. i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but who gives a fuck? i get through school with hard work. really, the only reason i'm at university is because i have no fucking clue what i want to do for the rest of my life, but you better believe i'm going to have to work for it."
"and yeah, i'm loyal. you don't have to trust the whole fucking world to be a hufflepuff. to be honest, a lot of us are just as cliquey as the slytherins can be. i'm loyal to those i care about. my siblings. my girlfriend. lydia, even if she's a complete bitch. that's the thing, yeah? i can look pasther their negative qualities and love care about her them all the same. i'm actually pretty accepting, when it comes down to it. even if there's something i don't like about someone, i'm not going to try and make them change that shit. it's them, you know? not my place to dictate who they are or say they should be different. i expect the same from people i care about. if you try and change me, i'll plot your bloody death."
"apart from that, i'm crude, i'm a cocky dick, and i don't do commitment, at least in the sense of the word that most of people understand. that's what everyone knows about me, though. those that actually give a fuck know there's more than that and really, as long as they know, i don't give a flying fuck about anyone else. i like having fun, i like sex, and i can be selfish, but there's nothing i wouldn't give to those that matter to me. i don't look at blood status or any of that shit when looking at who i'm friends with... hell, i don't even give a fuck about your beliefs in any way. i look at the person underneath... that doesn't count if you're just a warm body to me, though. like most girls are. the exceptions have earned their place there and the rest can fuck off."
"in summary, i'm a hufflepuff who'll kick your ass sooner'n hug you. i'm awesome. any questions?"
sex, pureblood girls,
dislikes:
most girls as anything but sex partners, transfiguration, studying, ties, hangovers, chocolate, small children, his mother, vampires and nyla's obsession with them, fatty food, piano, frogs, vanilla, dancing, beer, being sick, lipstick on girls, lydia fucking with his head, clingers, when people use 'slut' or 'whore' as an insult.
strengths:
sex, studying, keeping, work ethic in general, loyalty.
weaknesses:
lydia, lack of intelligence, lack of attention span, over confidence, his charming personality.
fears:
frogs. don't ask, they scare the shit out of him. getting a girl pregnant. what lydia could do to him. failing in life.
dreams:
his dream is simple. happiness.
secrets:
one of the girls he slept with got pregnant last year. he's not the father, but it scared the shit out of him. his feelings for lydia. he wishes he knew his mother better.
personality:
"you think all hufflepuffs are nice, eh? ever poked a badger with a stick? i don't advise it. okay, so a lot of the people in my house are massive sissies with a hero complex for making everyone feel good. news flash, i'm not. i'm fucking awesome. but yeah, i am also a hufflepuff. have you ever actually listened to what the traits of hufflepuff are? loyalty and hard work. which, believe me, i have in spades. i'm not afraid to work my ass off for something, and in the case of school shit, yeah, i need to. i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but who gives a fuck? i get through school with hard work. really, the only reason i'm at university is because i have no fucking clue what i want to do for the rest of my life, but you better believe i'm going to have to work for it."
"and yeah, i'm loyal. you don't have to trust the whole fucking world to be a hufflepuff. to be honest, a lot of us are just as cliquey as the slytherins can be. i'm loyal to those i care about. my siblings. my girlfriend. lydia, even if she's a complete bitch. that's the thing, yeah? i can look past
"apart from that, i'm crude, i'm a cocky dick, and i don't do commitment, at least in the sense of the word that most of people understand. that's what everyone knows about me, though. those that actually give a fuck know there's more than that and really, as long as they know, i don't give a flying fuck about anyone else. i like having fun, i like sex, and i can be selfish, but there's nothing i wouldn't give to those that matter to me. i don't look at blood status or any of that shit when looking at who i'm friends with... hell, i don't even give a fuck about your beliefs in any way. i look at the person underneath... that doesn't count if you're just a warm body to me, though. like most girls are. the exceptions have earned their place there and the rest can fuck off."
"in summary, i'm a hufflepuff who'll kick your ass sooner'n hug you. i'm awesome. any questions?"
parents:
daniel rowle and vanessa beaumonte
siblings:
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-five , adult***
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-five , adult*
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-three , adult**
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-two , adult**
&& nyla perenelle rowle , twenty-one , senior*
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty , junior***
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty , junior**
&& maverick griffin rowle , twenty , junior*
&& ______ ______ rowle , eighteen , freshman**
others:
cousins :
&& ______ ______ rosier , eighteen , freshman
&& ______ ______ vaisley , twenty-one , senior
&& ______ ______ vaisley , nineteen , sophomore
&& acanthus annelis macdougal , twenty-two , adult
&& ______ ______ macdougal , eighteen , freshman
lydia zabini
history:
family
"i'm sure you've heard about it. hell, you probably think my dad is trying to take over the world with his fucking super sperm or something. yes, i have nine siblings. three of them are full siblings and six are half-siblings. maverick tries to think of them all as his brothers and sisters, but i'm... not like that. i've got nyla, maverick and my eldest brother. and then i have six half-siblings. the youngest is only in the year below me. the eldest is twenty five. yeah, my dad was pretty good at that whole getting girls pregnant. kinda makes me worry about the whole super sperm thing sometimes."
my mother
"not long after i was born, my mum walked out. it kind of... didn't dispose me well towards her.or women in general. we saw her a few times when i was a kid, but dad cut off all contact with her. i don't blame him. i don't think she was good for nyla."
childhood
"there was ten of us. the house was... kind of crowded, but dad has money coming out of his ass. it's not like we weren't eating or anything. so yeah, it was a nice - if a lot fucking chaotic - house to grow up in, that's for sure. we didn't really need to meet other kids. there was always someone around if you wanted to play, and even if you didn't. i hung around maverick a lot, because he was the full sibling which i was closest to in age. i liked nyla and my older brother, of course i did, but it seemed like they were off to hogwarts before i really got to know them well. nyla less so, because i was seven when she left, but even her... i don't know. i love her, of course, but... i dunno. she worries me sometimes, did even back then. i think she took mum taking off harder than any of us... even harder than me."
hogwarts
"i was sorted into hufflepuff, which was a surprise for everyone. at first, i hated it. the first night, sleeping in the same dorm as them? ugh. no, thanks. i thought i was going to suffocate one of them with a pillow. i started to enjoy it, though. i mean, i clash to all fuck with some of my house mates and always have, but it's nice to be able to prove that hufflepuff isn't a house of pansies, you know? and it was nice to surprise people. especially slytherins. freaking the fuck out of slytherins was my favourite thing for a while there."
"i did work hard at hogwarts. you see, i might not be the smartest anyway, but i have dysgraphia. you probably have no clue what that is, right? it's similar to dyslexia - except i don't have trouble taking things in, i have trouble putting them down on paper again. ask me to give a speech? i can do it. ask me to explain to you what gamp's law is? if i wasn't asleep in that class, i'll manage it. but ask me to write it down? that's where it all falls apart. my handwriting looks like that of your average five year old's. and it hurts like a bitch if i have to write for more than a few minutes. yet i still manage average marks at school, and have since second year. i'm not scared of hard work."
lydia
"on my first day of class, my first class, in fact, we walked in to see we were doing double potions with the slytherins. most of the people in my house gravitated to the opposite side of the room to the slytherins. not me. i went and sat next to the girl i would later find out was lydia zabini. of course, the first words out of my mouth were 'oi, princess, feel like being my partner?' that might have been the stupidest thing i've ever done, but it's definitely not something i regretted doing. she's something special, that girl. even if she's a completely psychotic bitch at times, there's nothing i'd regret doing for her. including making an ass out of myself in front of the entire hufflepuff and slytherin houses in our year."
growing up
"ha. for a given value of growing up. school was school was school for me. i joined the hufflepuff quidditch team in third year, which was good. i'm ambidextrous, you see (which is common with people who have dysgraphia) and could catch with either hand naturally. other people had to learn to do that. i was pretty good - not professional level good, but good enough to become captain in seventh year. but i'm getting ahead of myself. when i was fourteen, i was asked on a date. yeah, okay, so i laughed in the girl's face. i wasn't interested in dating. sure, i was interested in snogging, but dating? commitment? that shit wasn't for me, even back then. still isn't, not how most people see it. anyway. again. ahead of myself. on my fifteenth birthday, i lost my virginity. there was booze and a sixth year girl and there was no way i was complaining about the situation. it was the start of something, though. something i don't want to stop at all."
the book
"it's had various incantations and versions. the first started in sixth year, when my friends and i were joking about how it'd be easier if we knew what girls at parties would be like before we put any effort into getting to know them. in the biblical sense, that is, because none of those girls at hogwarts were actually worth getting to know.except lydia. what started as a joke, we realised pretty quickly was actually a fucking awesome idea. why would we waste our time on someone who was frigid or used too much teeth when right next to her was a perfect ten who loved reverse cowgirl? and then the book was started. it was a collaborative effort between the lot of us, but other people started to hear about it, and no one really knew where it came from - but they all wanted to know what was in it. it's become... even more collaborative. pretty much, everyone in our year, and some from the year above and below... at least, anyone who's had sex with a girl... has written in the book. it's a collective work and it's been the best source for my sex life, ever. best of all? no one's slapped me over it because no one knows it was my idea."
cassandra
"it was all just sex until seventh year. and even then, it was kind of just sexeven when it was with lydia. in seventh year, though? then there was cassandra. cassie. the second only girl that has made me feel more than loathing and attraction - well, only girl i wasn't related to, anyway. i liked her. she was snappy and smart and a good match for me. and she didn't like the idea of monogamy, either. there was one rule: don't fall for anyone else. at least, there was one rule at the start. after a while, those rules expanded; we can share, we can go with other people, but if the other wants to spend the night with you, you don't say no. friday nights were our nights. etc. there were rules. they were fine. like i said, i like cassie. and our situation suited me completely."
lydia, redux.
"...of course, i never was one to follow the rules. not that anyone needs to know that. lydia zabini is never actually going to fall for a guy, so you know. i'm still with cass. still happy. still being amazing. now i just happen to be doing it in a university in which i'm studying to be a healer."
daniel rowle and vanessa beaumonte
siblings:
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-five , adult***
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-five , adult*
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-three , adult**
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty-two , adult**
&& nyla perenelle rowle , twenty-one , senior*
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty , junior***
&& ______ ______ rowle , twenty , junior**
&& maverick griffin rowle , twenty , junior*
&& ______ ______ rowle , eighteen , freshman**
others:
cousins :
&& ______ ______ rosier , eighteen , freshman
&& ______ ______ vaisley , twenty-one , senior
&& ______ ______ vaisley , nineteen , sophomore
&& acanthus annelis macdougal , twenty-two , adult
&& ______ ______ macdougal , eighteen , freshman
lydia zabini
history:
family
"i'm sure you've heard about it. hell, you probably think my dad is trying to take over the world with his fucking super sperm or something. yes, i have nine siblings. three of them are full siblings and six are half-siblings. maverick tries to think of them all as his brothers and sisters, but i'm... not like that. i've got nyla, maverick and my eldest brother. and then i have six half-siblings. the youngest is only in the year below me. the eldest is twenty five. yeah, my dad was pretty good at that whole getting girls pregnant. kinda makes me worry about the whole super sperm thing sometimes."
my mother
"not long after i was born, my mum walked out. it kind of... didn't dispose me well towards her.
childhood
"there was ten of us. the house was... kind of crowded, but dad has money coming out of his ass. it's not like we weren't eating or anything. so yeah, it was a nice - if a lot fucking chaotic - house to grow up in, that's for sure. we didn't really need to meet other kids. there was always someone around if you wanted to play, and even if you didn't. i hung around maverick a lot, because he was the full sibling which i was closest to in age. i liked nyla and my older brother, of course i did, but it seemed like they were off to hogwarts before i really got to know them well. nyla less so, because i was seven when she left, but even her... i don't know. i love her, of course, but... i dunno. she worries me sometimes, did even back then. i think she took mum taking off harder than any of us... even harder than me."
hogwarts
"i was sorted into hufflepuff, which was a surprise for everyone. at first, i hated it. the first night, sleeping in the same dorm as them? ugh. no, thanks. i thought i was going to suffocate one of them with a pillow. i started to enjoy it, though. i mean, i clash to all fuck with some of my house mates and always have, but it's nice to be able to prove that hufflepuff isn't a house of pansies, you know? and it was nice to surprise people. especially slytherins. freaking the fuck out of slytherins was my favourite thing for a while there."
"i did work hard at hogwarts. you see, i might not be the smartest anyway, but i have dysgraphia. you probably have no clue what that is, right? it's similar to dyslexia - except i don't have trouble taking things in, i have trouble putting them down on paper again. ask me to give a speech? i can do it. ask me to explain to you what gamp's law is? if i wasn't asleep in that class, i'll manage it. but ask me to write it down? that's where it all falls apart. my handwriting looks like that of your average five year old's. and it hurts like a bitch if i have to write for more than a few minutes. yet i still manage average marks at school, and have since second year. i'm not scared of hard work."
lydia
"on my first day of class, my first class, in fact, we walked in to see we were doing double potions with the slytherins. most of the people in my house gravitated to the opposite side of the room to the slytherins. not me. i went and sat next to the girl i would later find out was lydia zabini. of course, the first words out of my mouth were 'oi, princess, feel like being my partner?' that might have been the stupidest thing i've ever done, but it's definitely not something i regretted doing. she's something special, that girl. even if she's a completely psychotic bitch at times, there's nothing i'd regret doing for her. including making an ass out of myself in front of the entire hufflepuff and slytherin houses in our year."
growing up
"ha. for a given value of growing up. school was school was school for me. i joined the hufflepuff quidditch team in third year, which was good. i'm ambidextrous, you see (which is common with people who have dysgraphia) and could catch with either hand naturally. other people had to learn to do that. i was pretty good - not professional level good, but good enough to become captain in seventh year. but i'm getting ahead of myself. when i was fourteen, i was asked on a date. yeah, okay, so i laughed in the girl's face. i wasn't interested in dating. sure, i was interested in snogging, but dating? commitment? that shit wasn't for me, even back then. still isn't, not how most people see it. anyway. again. ahead of myself. on my fifteenth birthday, i lost my virginity. there was booze and a sixth year girl and there was no way i was complaining about the situation. it was the start of something, though. something i don't want to stop at all."
the book
"it's had various incantations and versions. the first started in sixth year, when my friends and i were joking about how it'd be easier if we knew what girls at parties would be like before we put any effort into getting to know them. in the biblical sense, that is, because none of those girls at hogwarts were actually worth getting to know.
cassandra
"it was all just sex until seventh year. and even then, it was kind of just sex
lydia, redux.
"...of course, i never was one to follow the rules. not that anyone needs to know that. lydia zabini is never actually going to fall for a guy, so you know. i'm still with cass. still happy. still being amazing. now i just happen to be doing it in a university in which i'm studying to be a healer."
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