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Post by tucker j. ackerman on Jul 1, 2011 16:21:34 GMT -5
stranger ,
you know whats interesting? sending owls to people you don't do. so hello there random person. my names billy bob joe and i eat tacos. hate cats and long walks on the beach and if this is a male...then this is gonna be super awkward. just gonna.....stop talking...writing. just. yeah...
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Post by nyla p. rowle on Jul 1, 2011 17:50:20 GMT -5
dear billy bob,[/font][/i] that is a rather interesting hobby, billy bob joe. can i call you billy bob for short? my name is mary sue ann and i quite enjoy tacos myself. well, drats. i suppose i should have mentioned that my real name is butch, right? y'know, billy bob....i think we have a lot in common. okay, i'm not a man. i couldn't have pulled that one off for very long, anyway.
[/justify][/size] sincerely,
mary sue ann [/font][/i][/right]
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Post by tucker j. ackerman on Jul 1, 2011 17:56:23 GMT -5
mary sue ann ,
whyyes. yes you may. do you mind if i call you sue'n. just cause...mary sue would be like copying you. plus. sue'n is fun to say. easily amused... if you were truly a man, y ou wouldn't have answered. pretty sure i would have scared any male species off. i know i'd freak out if i received my letter from, someone else that claimeda all those. but that's just me.
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Post by nyla p. rowle on Jul 1, 2011 18:42:04 GMT -5
dear billy bob,[/font][/i]
sue'n would be just fine by me, billy bob joe. actually....i quite like sue'n. i just might change my real name to sue'n. and i just may write you a banjo song in your honor, billy bob joe. i dunno.....some men might be into that, you know. particularly fruity ones named butch. but since i'm not a man, i suppose you can sleep with both eyes closed tonight. and since i did reply, i'm pretty dern glad that you're normal, billy bob.
[/justify][/size] sincerely,
mary sue ann [/font][/i][/right]
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Post by tucker j. ackerman on Jul 1, 2011 23:23:34 GMT -5
mary sue ann ,
its an interesting, not normal, name, so i see where you are coming from. ohh a banjo song!? madame, i'd be flattered! butch sounds like the name of someone who'd sell ice cream or be a handyman of sorts. even if you were a man, i'd sleep with both eyes closed. i'd rather die or get attacked in my sleep.
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Post by nyla p. rowle on Jul 10, 2011 0:22:09 GMT -5
dear billy bob,[/font][/i]
yessir, a billy bob joe banjo song. i'll let you know when it's finished. given my amazing banjo prowess, i foresee that it will take me about....fifteen minutes to finish it. yeah, i can see butch being a repairman. ooh, maybe a butcher? y'know, butch the butcher? hmm. you have a point. i'm pretty sure that i'd rather be attacked in my sleep as well. though, i'd much rather not get attacked at all...but i see where you're coming from.
[/justify][/size] sincerely,
mary sue ann [/font][/i][/right]
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Post by tucker j. ackerman on Jul 10, 2011 17:30:26 GMT -5
sue'n ,
someone is sure a pro at the banjo and song writing i see? that's quite awesome. i'm a tad jealous sue'n. i just have the ability to catch a big with my bare hands. nothing special there. butch the butcher sounds too redundant. but i guess when it brings in the money, it really doesn't matter. here's a goal in life: let's not piss people off so we can forever...get un-attacked.
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