KEEP IT UNDERCOVER --- (aus)

[scott m. avery]

blake ,

i dropped a quill by your foot. mind passing it back?

s. avery.

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

nope. looks nicer than mine so you can keep mine. it's sorta cheap- tends to bend whenever it moves. hope that's 'kay!

aus-some

ps. like the nickname i gave you? used your initials!

[scott m. avery]

blake ,

i'm facepalming right now. typical. but okay, consider it a late birthday present or something. and i did! i'm simultaneously proud of you and disappointed in myself for not coming up with it

sma rt ass.

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

haha, very funny. thanks for the quill- i'll write your name and everything on it. mind if i brag to my friends or somethin'? yes! scoooore! it's a shame. all i get is blake? tsk tsk. you should come up with something better. you used to have a whole buncha ones. although i do vaguely remember you calling me a-cups. which then i socked you in the jaw which i sorta remember. sound familiar?

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

you know me, ever so generous and kind :] and please, go right ahead. bragging rights are all yours. ahh, but those days are long gone, and you became annoying, and simply blake xD just one of those things, right? but i do remember that! it was a punch of love, though, right?

sma rt ass

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

pfft please. the only thing you've ever been generous with are the girls. mhmm, veeeery funny. and sure, call it whatever you like. punch of love, the thing of doom, they all equal up to the same thing. how's that sound?

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

lol, well, you know me too well. but no one would love me if i wasn't generous with girls, right? the thing of doom? since when did you bring doom to anything? so i'm sticking with love. since we all know that you love me soooooo much.

sma rt ass

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

naah, you'd be a hit with the gay guys, right? i mean, not to say anything weird but you're a looker. i'm sure some guys would think you're attractive...

not that i've been checking you out or anything. that'd just be gross.

pfft, yeah, i love you like i love my pet fish. goldie died a few days ago, by the way. from not enough feeding and stuff. soooo y'know, can't say much. but whatever. love, hate, it ends up being the same thing anyways... why bother?

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

you know what that whole note screams at me, aussie osborne? you haven't been laid in a while. does austrich need some lovin'?

sma rt ass

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

okay, now you've got me facepalming. how in the world does that note scream that i haven't got laid in a while!? 'cause if you're offering yourself up right now, i will probably vomit right here. right now.

you've got tons and tons of issue, dude.

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

ew. me, offering myself to you? just, ew. but i mean, come on. look at all the times you mention guys, attraction, etc etc. even the death of your goldfish. did you know that pet goldfish are three times more likely to die at the hands of a sexually fustrated owner? case and point.

only as many as you, m'dear (:

sma rt ass

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

pffft, whatever. my boyfriend broke up with me and so well, yeah, whatever. sure. call me sexually frustrated. although i did go to a house party the other day- so who knows what happened? and how about you mister all brawns no brains? how's your sex life going? i wonder what if someone saw this note. what they would think.

well then. you're gonna be go on for a while.

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

at least we're not denying it (: and seriously aus, i don't even want to know. hearing about you getting all down and dirty is just... i'd rather hear olivia go on about her sexual exploits. my sex life is fantastic, thank you for asking. and i have plenty of brains! you just don't get to see them!

naturally. but that's totally acceptable, right?

sma rt ass

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[autumn s. blake]

s.m.a rt ass,

mygosh, that almost made me spit out my water. yeah, i don't get to see your smarts but apparently everyone else doesn't either. hahaha... you set yourself up for that one. awww, now is smartie all shy all of a sudden? hm, that's new.

fine. i'll agree this one time.

aus-some

[scott m. avery]

a cups ,

shy? me? please. you got me to lick a toilet seat. once you've gone there, there's just no going back to being shy. but i'm plenty smart! don't even try to deny it, a cups.

and thank you. a little recognition here and there, that's all i ask (:

sma rt ass.

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