autumn s. blake
gryffindor *
TWENTY , JUNIOR[/size]
credit @ caution
Posts: 54
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Post by autumn s. blake on Aug 11, 2011 13:20:39 GMT -5
to get some awesome sauce texts go to the website: www.textsfromlastnight.com honestly there is no way to describe this game! so yeah have fun! -admin alex
aus to spidey i guess i should've expected something strange to come out
of it when you brought out some pink bikinis and eye patches you drooled on my essay. what the hell am i supposed to do
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Post by skyler w. scamander on Aug 13, 2011 12:09:44 GMT -5
winter to tony:
"the only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats"
ryder to pax
"I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high."
lucian to aria
"Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare."
winter to felix
"I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything"
aribelle to phoenix
"there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap."
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Post by alexander c. weasley on Aug 14, 2011 17:12:45 GMT -5
mav: you are such a cockblock sometimes
fish: you NEED a cockblock sometimes
harper to kya: let's get our ovaries removed together. it'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, only with more vocodin and less unwanted pregnancies |
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tobias p. parker
gryffindor *
TWENTY , JUNIOR
credit to ausssssssss <3
Posts: 26
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Post by tobias p. parker on Aug 14, 2011 18:08:33 GMT -5
spidey to aus
i just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. you should be getting a picture soon.
spidey to harper
i love you. thanks for all the blowjobs.
spidey to harley
we need to reprogram your vagina to say no.
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Post by eli on Aug 15, 2011 21:08:52 GMT -5
kya to harper ; My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
liv to nico ; I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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Post by keon d. lane on Aug 15, 2011 23:12:56 GMT -5
damn, the weather's freezing... maybe we can do something more
when i get back from work? ugh, ignore that other text. some girl kept looking over my shoulder. had to
give her something to keep entertained. lousy bastard. dropped a buncha f bombs this afternoon and the waitress gave me a lecture
about ladylike attitude. when have i ever been a lady? |
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Post by eli on Aug 27, 2011 0:57:21 GMT -5
eli to gabe ; I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
kya to seb ; If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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soraya v. lupin
ravenclaw *
NINETEEN , SOPHOMORE
1/16 VEELA
PREFECT
Posts: 65
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Post by soraya v. lupin on Aug 30, 2011 6:10:53 GMT -5
soraya to elias , [/font][/center] [/size] soraya to keon , [/font][/center] [/size] scott to tashia , [/font][/center] [/size] scott to aus , [/font][/center] [/size] ellie to caden , [/font][/center] [/size] |
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Post by quinton e. harper on Sept 14, 2011 17:36:39 GMT -5
quinn to harper: so, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
quinn to aria: i'm not sure what happened last night, but i woke up with your stilettos on my hands and goldfish crackers all over my bed.
quinn to aus: someone just told me that after i beat you at a drinking game, you made me out a citizen's arrest ticket and told me that i owed you six sticks of celery. when would you like to collect your bounty, officer?
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Post by aria a. flint on Sept 14, 2011 18:37:19 GMT -5
aria to nyla: He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
aria to quinton: Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
aria to lucian: I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
aria to mason: I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Post by denton l. yaxley on Sept 23, 2011 12:08:15 GMT -5
corvin to aria and by merlins old jock strap i meant his sweaty... well you know nevemind.
corvin to soraya ya-ya you know i didn't mean actually get out and hitch hike when i said to get out.... and you also forgot to take the flashlight with you.
corvin to nicolette nico for some reason certain people keep singing baby lullabies when i'm around and it's starting to scare me.
corvin to scott brooooooooooooooooooooooooo! that is all.
rumor to aria bubbles i saw a little kid blowing bubbles and it made me think we should buy some pink bubbles and blow them in peoples faces! then again there's bubbles in my drink right now... they're not pink though and it makes me sad! make me not sad!!!!!
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scott m. avery
slytherin *
TWENTY, JUNIOR
SEEKER[/size]
aus is amazing <3
Posts: 22
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Post by scott m. avery on Oct 4, 2011 1:41:24 GMT -5
soraya to keon , [/font][/center] [/size] soraya to kotyyyy , [/font][/center] [/size] ellie to mattie , [/font][/center] [/size] jules to trey , [/font][/center] [/size] scott to corvin , [/font][/center] [/size] |
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