-- help, i need somebody [ open ]

[turner]

someone smart,
any clue of how to become an animagus?
i'd be wicked if you could teach me how, or sommit.
anonymous

[ellery j. harper]

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are you seriously so sick of your life that
you have to send letters around to anyone to find
some stupid method to improve it? just go kill
yourself already. i'm sure no one would miss you
considering you didn't have anyone else to ask.

none of your damn business[/ul][/font]

[turner]

someone-smart-who-is-apparently-a-tad-bit-bitchy,
oi, chillax a bit, yeah? s'just a fucking question.. i've already asked loads of other people, so i figured i'd send an owl out. don't get yourself in a twist. and kill myself? how? teach me how to do that, oh-so-smart-one!
anonymous

[ellery j. harper]

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i find it cute how you're trying to cover
up for the fact that you're a loner. it's not going to
work, so give up while you still may have a smidge of
dignity left. you haven't seen bitchy year, little boy.
i'm not even sure why i'm replying to this. i have much better
things to do. and considering you need help finding ways to
kill yourself, you're a sad being. even sarcasm in that case is a
very lame way to start conversation. much like the animagus
roll. you're a dude, aren't you? because girls may act dumb,
but most aren't this dumb.


none of your damn business[/ul][/font]

[turner]

someone-smart-who-is-apparently-a-tad-bit-bitchy-but-is-sorta-clever,
you think i'm cute? oi, i reckon this relationship is going a bit too quickly for my taste.. ha, kidding. and nah, i've got no dignity left. just a smidge of adorableness. yeah, dunno why you're replying to this. you say i got no life? awhhhh, blimey. you're even kinder then i thought you was. i'm turner, by the way. which makes me a lad. you're a girl, yeah?
anonymous

[ellery j. harper]

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oh yes, retardism is what turns me on. although i haven't actually
met you either, i have a STRONG feeling that you don't even know what adorable is.
puppies are adorable. people aren't adorable. unless they're my nephew but he has
good blood so he's allowed. me? no. i'm a dude with a seven inch penis. obviously
i'm a girl. but i'm not just your average girl. i'm the sexiest one you'd have to be lucky
to even set eyes on, nevermind know.


too sexy for you[/ul][/font]

[turner]

someone-smart-who-is-apparently-a-tad-bit-bitchy-but-is-sorta-clever-but-mostly-bitchy,
good blood? you're talking to a carrow, mate. we've got the best blood in the fucking worlddd. and dunno, i don't reckon you've ever seen me. cos if you did, i'm well sure you'd think i was adorable.. ;] and too sexy for me? let's not get too ahead of ourselves, yeah? seeing is sorta believing, babes.
turner

[ellery j. harper]

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a carrow? ha. you would be one of those twats who thinks 'pure' blood makes you all that. it doesn't. i would know, considering my blood is better than yours will ever be. but dont' worry, i won't rub it in your face.. for now. seeing is believing? you're on. if you want to prove your point, oh so adorable, meet me at the university. you choose where. i won't tell you what i look like, and you do the same. let's see who described themselves best. you on?


too sexy for you[/ul][/font]